Crossed paths with a young lady on her mobile. As she walked past all I caught was: “Oh I know! So many people in my department have been bitten.”

Zombies to depict colonization of First Nations (in Canada) in new movie…this has potential if it’s done well.

Continued from In Case of Apocalypse…Part I…

My Honest Truth: whenever I board an airplane I suvey it’s length identifying all the emergency exits locations measured in distance from my seat. Then I evaluate the people sitting next to those emergency exits.

Can I trust that person? Will they panic? Or react swiftly and smartly? Hmmm he’s got breakfast burrito stains on his shirt, if the wings fall off this sucker I’m on my own. So Be It. See…I am Boy Scout prepared.

Look: we live in a world of impending doom. And the only way to successfully avoid succumbing to the fear and paranoia is to armed a game plan.

So in the event of the following Apocalypses I’ve devised a game plan.

So in talking to two contractors in NYC working on a brownstone I realized…how useless I am.

You know who I hope the Zombie Apocalypse claims first?

You know who I hope the Zombie Apocalypse claims first?

Considering how well the Sign Guy is doing during the Zombie Apocalypse of The Walking Dead Keira Knightley was clearly not wise in rejecting his love. Damn Girl.

What you don’t know is more important than your opinion on what you think you know.

Hindsight is always so bright it makes me squint.

When (not if) the Zombie Apocalypse occurs I wonder if the irony will be lost on Vegetarians who’ve turned.

Just finished watching the second episode of The Walking Dead. Rest assured if you get bit I will put you down. Immediately. No hesitation no compassion.