Not to be outdone by TSA’s inept (and racist) airport security efforts the U.S. Customs has decided to join the game, in a valiant effort to keep small American children safe!

I miss…credit card B & E:

In our society where fear is part of a complete daily diet, where we shallowly use the Internet for Gotcha! games for celebrities with minor transgressions, I am deeply encouraged by the bright light of hope illuminated by teasers at the end of superhero movies.

I miss…rock n roll: