Is there such a thing as an interactive-digital-urinal? Like you could download an app connected to those urinals and it would translate your pee…like a Fitbit for your bladder.

Or even funner turn the urinal into a video game like the classic Galaxy via the same app with level completions, high scores…even compete with your friends. Toss in some corporate sponsors and you could win decent prizes. Incentivize drinking water over sugary sodas…

I dunno…after all these years of peeing I’m kinda bored with the whole thing but there’s no wear a french maid uniform way to spice it up, you know?

It’s 2017…are we really gonna pee like it’s 1999?

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