Thanksgiving 2013:

3 generations
3 types of mashed potatoes (garlic, bacon and boring)
3 desserts (1 pie, 1 cake, 1 K2 size pile of pineapple)
2 dogs (Chester & Benny)
2 gravys (beef & turkey)
2 loud long burps (compliments to the chef! Neither burp was me!!)
1 giant turkey (whose valiant sacrifice was not in vain…)
0 pants (knew I was gonna nap after this meal so I just cut out the middle man…)

Lastly: 1 Million Thanks for happy homes, great cooks and a super cool family.

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