Are we gonna talk about Perfect Date on Netflix?

Noah Centineo is the new Tom Cruise and this is his Risky Business. Same template just a bit more sanitized.

I couldn’t stand the Too Cool For School Fool. She’s brutal as an actress, as a character.

Meanwhile Stuck Up Richie has the possibility to be saved. How can you just turn all all that fine booty over to the dark side and call it a day? Nah man…that was upsetting.

Not the best teen movie recently but not the worst: “That’ll do pig… that’ll do.”

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