Sometimes you inhabit that magical universe where you eat a spicy pulled pork burrito the size of your head and when all the good stuff splurts outta the burrito’s butt it wonderfully lands on the wax paper wrapper. Bonus?

The good stuff plops right onto your fork…all you gotta do is lift it to your mouth.

Most times you live in that witch like universe where you eat a spicy pulled pork burrito the size of your head and when all the good stuff splurts outta the burrito’s butt it lands on your shirt…still rolling down and onto your jeans. Bonus?

The good stuff plops right onto your shoes not that it matters because heartburn from the spicy pulled pork burrito the size of your head has kicked in.

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