My Day Job Interview

Rather strange surreal to see and meet the individuals who are interviewing for my Day Job. Good luck filling in my Jordans…

I leave behind an intimidating legacy of terrible jokes (many of which were highly inappropriate for the workplace, not to mention borderline racist), desk dozing post-heavy lunches, hours of internet surfing, highly inappropriate and utterly awkward flirtations with married female co-workers, playing uncensored gangsta rap on Mondays, calling temps wenches and clapping to make em fetch my tea, getting into the sugar when left unsupervised, flying into bipolar belligerent rages when the cookie I’m dunking into my tea breaks off oh and HR?

My computer password is EvaMendesLikes69!! So long suckers!


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