You ever seen this ghetto clip? It’s Dr. Doom doing stand up.

It’s so terrible it’s awesome.

I can admit without shame I cried during Conan’s final Tonight Show episode.

Just like when Johnny Carson retired back in the day. And I won’t return to The Tonight Show until Leno’s gone. I dunno if this is a break or a break-up.

A quote from last night’s Futurama: Godfellas…an episode that had more theology than a year of going to church:

Fry: “You can’t give up hope just because it’s hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go “blah blah blah blah blah!”

I spent the week with Paul Bettany.

I wake up with New York in my head.

Third World energy buzzing caged in concrete while here restless nights make for lukewarm dreams.

& I can’t tell the difference between death and success.

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Skipping Haiti telethon as it’s the same saccharine celebrity conscience assuaging event we got tossed after 9-11.

I dunno why…this photo reminds me of Bowie’s The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars album cover. Think it’s the light…I dunno.

Recent headline: “Punxsutawney Phil will text Groundhog Day prediction this year.”

So these “new” airport security measures are juvenile jokes, byproducts of a grade 4 education: especially considering the same government administration can’t even stop gatecrashers at its own party!

Begin Quote:
“Before you move ahead on your venture, establish some concrete goals.  Over and over, it has been proven that those who take the time to think through and write down the desired results in terms of specific steps are the people who achieve success.  Experts tell us that we can program our subconscious to help bring about something we genuinely want.