Trial By Trailer: Including….The Addams Family
Is this good?
Will this be good?
Every movie trailer answers or challenges those 2 questions. The ham-fisted rebuttal comes swiftly, however: no you don’t need to always see a movie to know it’s tank.
Do you really need to sit through a Michael Bay Transformers movie to know for sure? Tank is Tank. And Fresh…well Fresh is always Fresh. I’m down like I’m Brown for that.
For the week of August 4-10, 2019 I cover:
The Addams Family
Shall we begin?
The Addams Family (August 7)
Well apparently this is a “Thing.” Meet The Addams…yeah I dunno how this Fester-ing franchise continues to Lurch on…good marketing though dropping this trailer on a…Wednesday.
Sammy Verdict: Hard Pass…what this is it ain’t worth Itt.
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