Zombie Bellys
You know who I hope the Zombie Apocalypse claims first?
People who toss handfuls of Jelly Bellys into their mouth without regard for flavour.
Honestly…why would you eat so uncivilized?
Actually I find this so offensive I’m going to increase the curse and wish upon them an entire handful of Juicy Pear Jelly Bellys.
Suck on that! (Also? Suck on Pear too…just the worst…)
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