Is this good?
Will this be good?
Every movie trailer answers or challenges those 2 questions. The ham-fisted rebuttal comes swiftly, however: no you don’t need to always see a movie to know it’s tank.

Do you really need to sit through a Michael Bay Transformers movie to know for sure? Tank is Tank. And Fresh…well Fresh is always Fresh. I’m down like I’m Brown for that.

For the week of May 26-June 1, 2019 I cover:
Rambo: Last Blood

Shall we begin?

Rambo: Last Blood (May 30)
Welcome to 2019. Arnold is still Terminator and Stallone is still Rambo. Unfortunately Last Blood’s trailer is not a “Red Bandana” trailer. Heh.

Sammy Verdict: I’m all over this the second it’s on Netflix.

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