Is this good?
Will this be good?
Every movie trailer answers or challenges those 2 questions. The ham-fisted rebuttal comes swiftly, however: no you don’t need to always see a movie to know it’s tank.

Do you really need to sit through a Michael Bay Transformers movie to know for sure? Tank is Tank. And Fresh…well Fresh is always Fresh. I’m down like I’m Brown for that.

For the week of September 22-28, 2019 I cover:
Dark Waters

Shall we begin?

Dark Waters (September 27)
Dark Waters is the male Erin Brockovich: lawyers, powerful evil corporations, poisoned water…that sorta jam.

Sammy Verdict: Looks alright…I can sit through this.

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