Is this good?
Will this be good?
Every movie trailer answers or challenges those 2 questions. The ham-fisted rebuttal comes swiftly however: no you don’t need to always see a movie to know it’s tank.

Do you really need to sit through a Michael Bay Transformers movie to know for sure? Tank is Tank. And Fresh…well Fresh is always Fresh. I’m down like I’m Brown for that.

For the week of June 23-29, 2019 I cover:
Body Swap
The Current War

Shall we begin?

Body Swap (June 24)
What the hell is this?! Not only is this the worst trailer…maybe ever but Body Swap looks like a Canadian film or some cheezy gimmick like shot on iphone. Wow.

Sammy Verdict: I can’t believe people used their real names for this. Just wow. This is awful…so maybe on Netflix.

The Current War (June 27)
The Current War is another old timey notable battle (up there with Arthur Conan Doyle vs Harry Houdini). Even though this is Apollo 13 common knowledge no suspense; it’s till inspiring to see how men build empires. It’s inspired by the 19th century competition between Thomas Edison and George Westinghouse over which electric power delivery system would be used in the United States.

Sammy Verdict: I’m In…this could prove to be enlightening!

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