Talking to a 4 year old…

Me: “Psst! I’ll tell you a special secret. Did you know…the floor is made outta lava?”

4 Year Old…puzzled expression. “No! It’s not! The floor is made out of floor.” She walks away, her body language totally screaming contempt.

Sigh…you win this round child. But I’ll be back. This isn’t over.

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