I wish certain foods had theme songs. That way you have something powerful to sing or even hum while you wait for them to get into your belly.

At this Fancy Pants event…this 3 year old tugged on my pants asking for french fries. Do I look like a French Fry Pimp? I asked her if she wanted one fry, 272.6 fries or 1001 fries. Without hesitating she demanded 1001 fries. Sigh: Women.