The Five No Pants Love Languages

And the days when nothing goes right; when you come home bruised and battle weary those are the days the pants get bunched up by the front door after a frustrated slam. To hell with all y’all.

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Down With Pants in 2018

Today’s Helpful PSA: While the 17th Annual No Pants Subway Ride takes place on Sunday, January 7, 2018 National No Pants Day is always on the first Friday in May…May 4, 2018.

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My Eulogy

Last night…interviewing a job applicant.

She’s clearly a meticulous researcher…she had all kinds of impressive dirt on the band I was interviewing later that night. Then she mentions she’d researched me.

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The T-Shirt Won

“By 2008, annual ties sales in the U.S. had dropped to $677.7 million dollars from a record high of $1.3 billion in 1995, according to market research firm NPD Group. And since 2009, the number of men who acquire more than one tie a year has slowly but steadily dropped, reported research group Packaged Facts.” {Source: Wall Street Journal}

Bloody hell can’t we just kill the tie already? Thanks to the tech industry the t-shirt won.
Easily at that.

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A Pantsless Thanksgiving

To my American friends may you be thankful despite (in spite?) of current circumstances, be able to spend quality time with family and/or those you love, eat your weight in turkey & most importantly do all this without pants.

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