Shoutout to all the hard working children who worked last night’s night shift using their small hands to collect all the candy while I sat on the couch watching NBA games.

Your diligence has given me a sweet breakfast this morning. Thanks.

(Bonus: I’d like to give a shoutout to all this sweeeet Halloween candy for helping me get a solid start on my winter weight.)

I expect the same type of dedication and attention to detail as Christmas rolls towards us.

-28-

Listen to Girth Radio @ W • T • F

Also published on Medium.