Just cut through Pride to snag some bbq corn (I am a simple man in complex times). Here’s some of the PG things I overheard:

“Well if you don’t have to wear pants then I shouldn’t have to wear a bra!”

“I shaved my legs for this?!” (I think that was a guy…not 100% sure)

“Guess we don’t need Gaydar.”

2 guys in the line in front of me. Fidgety turns to his friend and says: “This thong is SO itchy!”

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