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“The FBI’s Los Angeles Field Division “is aware of reports by airline pilots of a possible sighting of someone flying with a jet pack” Sunday evening on approach to LAX and “is working to determine what may have occurred,” an FBI spokeswoman told NBC News.”

If nobody showed up to an LA hospital with a burnt butt we have finally…finally perfected jet packs!!

Yo…science!!

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