The Dark Side:
Got mashed over by busy city streets and craptacular drivers. I need some new driving swears, does anybody have some favourites that can help embolden my road rage?

The Light Side:
One of the best feelings in the world is putting on jeans you haven’t worn for a while and finding money in the pockets.

Everybody, lunch is on me, see you all at Wendys.

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