It’s the magical time of year. Snow on the ground, garish Christmas crap strung up on the walls of malls and peeing in your pants watching a friend wipe out on ice.

It’s best when they do that hip hop break dance move to right themselves desperate for balance before gravity renders its deadly verdict. Starfish, big X splat.

Also I just watched the trailer for the new Mel Gibson movie The Beaver!

Way to blow Hollywood for using that title…you know how hard it’s going to be to come up with a porno-parody title now?

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