LL Cool J is leaving a lot of money on the table by not creating an Around the Way Girl dating app to compete with Tinder:

I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings, at least two pair
A Fendi bag and a bad attitude
That’s all I need to get me in a good mood

YES! Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee: We got a lot of private jokes to share. Outstanding.

Course if I get tired of all that modern romance I can always open Will Smith’s Getting Jiggy Wit It sex app.

The system works…

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