Today is one of the best days of 2013!

All the bloated over the top hype and sucktacular spectacle of obsolete awards and the Superbowl are behind us!

The rest of the year can now be devoted to the typical celebrity DUIs and mugshots, snark and sarcasm, trailers with all the best parts of a movie in em, Fox News foolishness, Hitler memes and cat gifs…you know, all the stuff that make modern life worth living.

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