Happy Friday the 13th!

Let’s celebrate our endless invincible youth by camping at Crystal Lake with big boobed blondes while enjoying unwieldy premarital sex in the woods and smoking copious amounts of weed. What’s the worst that can happen…right guys?

Guys…hey…where is everybody? There you are!

Come on man, I’m not falling for the axe to the face routine. Really funny…ha ha. Hey are you listening…I said “ha ha.” Although all that fake blood looks really realistic. What a mess, we’re gonna have to clean up all this fake blood…oh. my. god.

Bonus:
{Original 1980 movie tagline: They were warned…They are doomed…And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.}

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