So we have an app that identifies constellations in the night sky but we don’t have an app that searches nearby stores for the cheapest and best post-Easter chocolate deals? What?

It’s not enough to score discounted chocolate, you wanna secure the good chocolates. Yeah finding Orion in the night sky, real frikken useful.

In this modern era the most painful disappointments will come when the nerds let us down.

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