Some of my current and Game Show Affiliations:

Game Shows I Excel At:

• Family Feud (“I’ll smother your mother and make your sister think I love her”)
• Deal or No Deal (Models AND Money…oh Yes Guy!)
• Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (“I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”)
• Wheel of Fortune (only immigrants waste money buying vowels)

Game Shows I Suck At:

• Jeopardy! (I tend to give Sean Connery answers…)
• The Price is Right (I dunno how much that crap is…I buy stuff from a guy with a van…)
• The Newlywed Game (I’m dying to know the divorce rate after couples go on this show…)

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