Chaos and mayhem, that’s what I provide now and at 10:55 am via @mypalsammy.
Actually…
Not entirely sure why…I tend to slow down during Christmas so maybe I started to see things “clearly.” Pop culture is funnier when you ignore the wizard and focus on the old man. If Toto could pull the curtain back on my pop culture thoughts as posted @mypalsammy at 10:55 am this is what’d he see:

Monday, December 30, 2013
Comedy & superheroes: it’s all in the timing. #Rimshot

Monday, December 23, 2013
Can’t tell if this is Christmas Spirit or just gas. #SmellsLikeTheGhostofChristmasPast

Friday December 20, 2013
Damn you Lloyd Dobler for setting The Gold Standard! #Ladies #ClashTshirt

Thursday December 19, 2013
You’d think we could trust the people who told us a school desk would protect us from nukes.

Wednesday December 18, 2013
Back in high school we had typing classes…how come typing classes weren’t replaced by coding classes? #SameThing

Tuesday December 17, 2013
I’m a small man doing big things! (No…not your mom, I gave her the night off!) #MotherJokes #OhSnap

Monday, December 16, 2013
This tweet was typed before a live studio audience.

Friday, December 13, 2013
The sentiment is much heavier when someone with a severe peanut allergy comments: “You’re driving me nuts.” #GoodGrief

Thursday, December 12, 2013
What we let go is more powerful than what we keep.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013
#ProTip: Make sure she’s a Ramones fan before yelling out: “Hey ho…” #SafetyFirst

Tuesday, December 10, 2013
“In the Future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.” Warhol failed to share that all sales are final. You can’t be unfamous.

Monday, December 9, 2013
The era of shy is over. Fortune favours the bold.

Friday, December 6, 2013
Is there a revealing infographic comparing Scarlett SoSexy in Lost in Translation’s comfy pantsless scenes to pants scenes? #DownWithPants

Thursday, December 5, 2013
Well over 30 years old and I’m still eating strange non-food type things that turn my tongue different colours. Today? Purple. #SeeFood

Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Today the part of Sammy will by played by James Franco.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Brunch is the meal of Kings & The Wealth. If you’re still having breakfast you’re not successful. #Word

Monday, December 2, 2013
Ours is a world in need of more love, patience, grace oh and music that encourages girls to dance in their bedrooms using a hairbrush as a microphone.

Monday, November 11, 2013
For a man all the world is a toilet! S’why men have way more fun on road trips.

-28-

Also published on Medium.