Monster Fight Club!!

To quote Tom Petty:
“Oh, my, my, Oh, hell yes
Honey, put on that party dress”

Look at the sheer scale of the ruckus on this…no way I’m using utensils I’m mashing back this raw and rude ruckus with my bare hands and no bib. That’s not even ruckus that’s more like rawkus.

You gotta figure in Avengers Thanos snapped away 3 maybe 3 and a half billion people that’s gotta be the highest body count for a popcorn Summer blockbuster.

Godzilla may save us but that dude is gonna take a looooot of pesky puny CGI humans out. Widows be getting fruit baskets come May 31, 2019.

Sammy’s Verdict: Let’s Do this Judas!

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p.s. Monster Fight Club is one of the best 3 word phrases since All Day Breakfast and of course…No Pants Party!!

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