Is there a way to convert all the data the NSA has collected spying on each of us into a helpful personalized app? If so that app should be called Thanks NSA.

Think About It…
Picture being at work: weary…end of the day shutting down your computer when the Thanks NSA app pops up with this useful alert:
“Don’t forget Steve, your wife requested you pick up milk for the baby that…well isn’t yours (you can thank Match.com for that). Analyzing our milk sales chatter here’s a Google map to the closest store with the cheapest milk. But you’ll have to hurry, a suspected terrorist is on his way to buy pizza pockets. We’re still determining if pizza pockets is code for Plutonium. Stay Safe Out there.”

BAM!

Thanks NSA: Why can’t Big Brother keep us safe and be helpful?

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