May All Your Days Be This Good
If your Cinco de Mayo plans include going out tonight and getting hammered on Coronas; should it all go well as the clock strikes midnight you’ll be well on your way to celebrating tomorrow’s festivities: May 6 is National No Pants Day. #DownWithPants
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Fatty Not Phat Because Slang
On my IG I’ll post quotes from various My Summer Lair interviews. One of my guests was talking about his weed movie and smoking a fatty.
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No Fire Butt Hopes
Fresh from the News Wire…
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Piano Man Is Outta Tune…
Getting thoroughly slagged in the office for hating Bill Joel.
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Undercover Mannequin
So…
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The Unreliable Narrator Is A Wonder To Behold…
Just had a horrible thought.
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Fighting Is A Last Resort
Management emailed us detailed instructions and responses to active attackers/shooters. First response is of course GET OUT. While I may not be a D cup jammed into a tight white tank top I’ve seen enough horror movies to sensibly make a mad dash for the front door. Shout out to the Scream movies!
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Mother’s Day 2019
Mother’s Day Shout Outs to all the ladies who got an offer likes this; thought about it and said hell yeah!
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Nick Cannon’s Turban Game Show
Red…
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A Father’s Day Ode To Chicken Wings & Booty
A Father and Son moment on Father’s Day…
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