Rainbow Puke
Q: If one was to eat rotten Skittles…would that give you food poisoning?
Q: And would that food poisoning lead to barfing rainbows?
Q: And if you were barfing rainbows…could you parlay that into a job like for weddings, glamorous Hollywood premiers and funerals?
I guess what I’m really asking is…how much do you pay for a barfed rainbow?
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