There’s a polar bear outside my office window and they ain’t shooting Coke Christmas commercials: Hit-Girl’s cold assessment of the weather is accurate…

(Art by Eduardo Risso from (ironically) Hit-Girl In Canada)

Honestly?

I’m over seasons…great the leaves change. Cue the golf clap!

I require some rain to write poetry, enjoy tea and certain slow jams: otherwise 24/7 Sunshine heated days.

I am solar powered so I only freely function from May 1st to September 30. That’s the window I smoke cigars otherwise I’m indoors.

My entire life is built around getting rich so I don’t have to live here during winter…I never want to see a snowflake ever again.

I’m grateful I live in Canada but I’m not at all thankful for seasons/winter.

So yeah let’s get this crap over with.

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Also published on Medium.