#1:
“I only go to the fun parties.”

#2:
3 guys…1 says: “Man the pube situation at my apartment is officially out of hand!”

#3:
2 girls…1 says to the other: “So…as soon he pulled down his pants, I knew what I had to do. I pulled up mine & left his apartment.” (oooo snap!)

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