No Pants Countdown!

This time of year it’s fashionable to use an advent calendar. I? I have a No Pants Countdown…I only have to wear pants 3 more times over the next 2 weeks.

I’ve been amassing pop culture like Howard Hughes jars his urine: stacks of comic books, books, movies and music. 2 tins of fresh tea. I don’t hafta see anybody I can be nobody. I’m gonna be like Bermuda Triangle missing and I can’t even wait.

Down With Pants!!


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