S’Great To Be Me!
Time to ignite cigars and brew some seriously serious tea: just got Decoded Jay-Z’s new book. Phone is off the hook, pants off my legs and all due respect to my employers, but, yo I’m off the grind till this tome is done.

Sucks To Be Me!
I gotta find a girlfriend by June 28 as Sade is coming! That concert is gonna be all red sheets, candles & those soft wet whispers between lovers. Sigh.

Gonna have to buy black underwears tomorrow. Also? 100% Egyptian bedsheets FTW!

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