“Ok I’m going in…I’ma talk to her.”

“Which one?”
“The one with the beige sweater–see her–she’s with the Asian chick with the Christmas skirt. Asian is making Beige laugh: look at that smile.”
“Her? Oh no.”

“What? Why?”
“Trust me, no. Look at how she’s wearing that beige sweater.”
“I don’t…know what that means.”

“It means that’s not the type of woman you should go after.”
“Ah, well ok then. What type should I go after?”
“Not that. Sammy you can do better.”
When the women in your life truly want you to find love and be happy but nobody is good enough. And they’re not your Mom.

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