Halloween: I’m That Guy
Going to a Halloween party on Saturday and I’ve no costume so:
I can be the guy that goes last minute to the Spirit Halloween Store…their line is longer than a Russian breadline
Or…
I can be the guy that shows up costumeless, effectively taking a stand laced with ironic contempt for the vapid commercialization of Halloween
Or…
I can be the guy that scrambles at the last minute to assemble a half-baked costume and rightfully earn the disdain from the rest of the party-people who dressed up properly
Man…I thought writing out your problems was supposed to be helpful…
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