Going to Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend? Go, you’ll have all kinds of clothes on fun. But!!!

If you bring young people–often classified as kids–you’ll have to explain to them what a walkman is. Good Luck with that.

Also please bring a benevolent nerd with you, there is a movie within the movie…easter eggs are for the simple and the slow.

Like the blueberry chica in Willy Wonka we’re getting into the good stuff now.

If you just want a Summer blockbuster with many things that go boom and witty one-liners go you’ll have a gay old time.

If you want to understand what you’re watching I suggest calling 1-800-Nerd.

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