Final overheard at Canadian Music Week:

“I think we misplaced our bass player near Queen and Spadina, nobody’s seem him since.”

“Is it wrong to dump a girl because she’s a little flat? What if she’s like really flat?”

“My leg’s still numb…I just fell asleep on the toilet, thanks for coming to wake me up, guys!”

“My stomach still hurts. Do you think it could be that veal sandwich from 7 11? It wasn’t even a gas station 7 11!”

“For some stupid reason my mind remembers the year a movie came out. Not the actors, not the directors…just the year. So I’m decent at trivia, which doesn’t really impress women.”

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