So War for the Planet of the Apes opens today…which is great as it means the end of humanity and with that…the happy end of pants!

If a pants free planet comes at the cost of Mr. Cleaning all human beings…so be it. No Buyers Remorse.

Although ironically as this modern series works its way towards the classic 1968 Planet of the Apes…that movie features Apes…in pants! (While Charlton Heston the human was pantsless for the bulk of the movie.) Somewhere between 2017’s War for the Planet of the Apes and 1968’s Planet of the Apes the Apes decided to go with pants.

Not sure if that’s evolution or what…

I dunno what the future holds…but may it be; like your Summer weekend: pants free.

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