Dancing With The Stars is sooooo boring. Instead I wish there was a show called Drinking With The Stars.

A Celebrity would hook up with a civilian for an evening of bar hoping in either NYC or LA. Whatever happens on camera happens: ruckus, debauchery and gratuitous swears. Probably have to blur some of the nudity and bleep the swears if we’re not cable.

Actually screw the blur; this ain’t Cops…let’s air on one of them cable channels.

I’m certain this’d be a hit. Who wants to apply?

You have to name the celebrity you’d get sloshed with.

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