At the risk of opening this Pandora’s Box…

Now that we’ve effectively settled Die Hard as a Christmas movie (that this was even a debate shows how much we’ve neglected the education system!) can we retire Last Christmas and see you in hell the Mariah Carey Love Actually song and instead play Dick in a Box…let’s get that junk on heavy rotation.

“(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind…”

Color Me Badd but I mean this sucker is timeless; this isn’t it’s Halloween let’s drop Thriller: “Every single holiday a dick in a box.”

It doesn’t hafta be a Lonely Island…you can join my revolution.

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