Dating Blurbs

You know online dating sites would greatly benefit if they offered movie style blurbs from ex’s; like the kind you see splashed in big font on movie posters:

“He’s a thrill a minute…in bed, he’ll leave you gasping for air!” Debbie from Ohio

“In the five years we dated, I constantly came ever close to walking out and now that I look back on the experience, I wish I had!” Mark from L.A.

“Imagination, energy, originality…don’t expect any of these things if you choose to date her.” Samuel from New York City

“Two thumbs, way down…” Everybody


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