Christmas Uncheer!

So far…so good: it’s November 29 and I haven’t encountered Do They Know It’s Christmas?…yet.

Oh I know it’s coming for me…as relentlessly as a hockey masked slasher goes after busty promiscuous teens.

And so far no George Michael’s Last Christmas…that’s the real crime he shoulda been arrested for.

Also victoriously dodged Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer! another holiday unfavourite that can suck hot Central Park nuts.

Hoping to keep this righteous streak going well into December.

Ghost of Christmas Future…bring it, do your worst! Come with it now!


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