Canadian Satan

Friend of mine recently became a Canadian citizen. He had to master that whole thing…learn about the history, how a bill becomes a law, the divinity of maple syrup etc. All useful information required to be an effective Canadian.

Only at no point in the entire process does Canadian Immigrant warn much less inform immigrants:

“Welcome to Canada, oh yeah…at the end of October we have a satanic ritual. You’ll find a lot of undead children coming to your front door, s’ok some will be superheroes and princesses but no matter what you can stay safe by giving them some candy. Good candy or else they’ll egg your house.”

Yo, Halloween ain’t Christmas…Christmas in various forms/religions is universal.
Halloween, not so much.


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