The following are some basic Canadian Reactions to the classic American spectular known as the Superbowl…

“What’s a Cam Newton? That a new delicious cookie?”

“NFL would be a lot easier to follow if both teams were called the Broncos.”

“Pfft. Our balls are bigger.”

“Remember that time we cut The Rock from the CFL?”

“How come after hitting each other the players don’t say sorry?”

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