Butt Against LA

Another huge moment from LA…

Met 2 Colombian girls from Miami….fine fit and fresh. This was their first time in LA.

Curious: “What do you ladies think of LA?”
#1: “All the girls here are soooo pretty.”

What an odd first observation…I’m not going near that one even though clearly the ladies in front of me are super pretty.

Instead: “What’s the difference between LA girls and girls from Miami?”

#2: “Girls from Miami take the fat from their body and inject it into their ass.”
“That’s…an intriguing system…turn a negative into an asset.”

#1: “Yeah. While girls from LA take the fat from their body and inject it into their face. Their faces are so pretty and it’s all the guys go for here.”
“I see.”

#2: “Yeah! I brought all this ass to Los Angeles and nobody’s interested.”

I pushed my glasses up my nose…cueing My Wonder Years Narrator: “All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect who might be searching for us.”


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Ziggy Was Here January 8, 1947 – January 10, 2016

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