To the lovely brunette at Hermosa Beach Cold Stone Creamery: I didn’t let you cut out of chivalry or because I didn’t know my flavour.

No: I wish to read your babydoll t-shirt THE DUKE SPIRIT.

Never heard of them but I’ve long since learned to blindly accept bold advice from a pretty girl’s t-shirt: just googled this band; they freaking ROCK!

Yo owe you an ice cream meet at the same location I’ll show you my ipod if you show me yours.

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