Back Issue Bloodbath 90: Steve Trevor

Steve Trevor is one of the lamest most worthless comic book characters (anyone who saw the recent Wonder Woman can attest to this fact; and Steve impressively sucks in a DC world filled with losers like Jimmy Olsen, Cyborg, Lois Lane…Spoiler etc.).

75 years and he’s accomplished…well nothing.

So I roasted him like I’m Dean Martin, deviating from our traditional Back Issue Bloodbath format. Let’s get Vandal Savage at Steve’s dumb expense…

My 5 favourite zingers:
Least Nick Fury has the infinity formula which as his women can attest means he lasts longer.

Wonder Woman rejects Steve Trevor so often he spends more time in the Fortress of Solitude than Superman.

Whenever Steve Trevor gets rejected Aqauman wants him to know…there are no other fish in the sea.

Steve Trevor couldn’t score with ladies even if he had Deathstroke’s enhancements.

Steve Trevor is so dumb he’s wooing a woman made out of clay…basically Weird Science is his dating manifesto.

Andrew didn’t have the same emotions I did but that’s okay and that’s great. My hate in this witty Back Issue Bloodbath episode was enough for all.

Thanks for listening. Tell Your Single Friends.

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