It’s been a month since I started sharing my 10:55 am pop culture amusings. Clearly I don’t have the Mother Teresa touch: I haven’t made the world a better place. Undaunted I press on, everyday at 10:55am via @mypalsammy:

Friday, January 31, 2014
Hey ho…

Thursday, January 30, 2014
I don’t dig e-cards. Skip the cheeze and either send me a proper email or a proper card. I need more things to put into my shoebox.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014
It’s days like today that make me wish I had a hot tub. mmmm bubbles.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014
I didn’t ruckus! Well not a lot…some. Ok none at all.

Monday, January 27, 2014
I am making Manwhich for lunch tomorrow. Everybody is welcome to come!

Friday, January 24, 2014
You come into this life rockin velcro and you leave this life rockin velcro. Velcro is the circle of life. #Life

Thursday, January 23, 2014
First one in the gym = last one to take the shot. Glory only comes when you handle the 4th. #Ballers #Success #NikeWisdom

Wednesday, January 22, 2014
This unfolding end of newspapers is going to seriously affect time travellers. How will they know what date it is? Or who is president?

Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Just like some cars are equipped breathalyzers to prevent drunk driving twitter should provide a Douchealyzer to prevent douchebag tweeting.

Monday, January 20, 2014
So…I learned today you are NOT supposed to hold babies like a loaf of bread. Who knew?

Friday, January 17, 2014
Open Letter to Movie Directors: Please be aware the FF button makes us all editors. TRIM YOUR MOVIES. Or we will.

Thursday, January 16, 2014
Snuggies make for lousy Dutch ovens…they trap nothing. #ProTip

Wednesday, January 15, 2014
I will frequent any restaurant that offers ice in the urinals. #Truth #TheABCsofSammy

Tuesday, January 14, 2014
For all his technological acumen it’s bizarre visionary James Cameron believes the only way to time travel is naked. #Terminator1&2 #Movies

Monday, January 13, 2014
On Saturday night bathroom graffiti asked me: “Are You Prepared For The Coming Of Galactus?” #WeAreAllDoomed

Friday, January 10, 2014
8 out of 10 movie reboots/remakes/reimaginings fail within their first year. #BusinessStats #Movies

Thursday, January 9, 2014
In space…no one can hear you scream. And on a conference call no one can smell you fart. #SorryNotSorry

Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Any Artist whining about “lack of money” is weak. Make Art or make excuses: you can’t do both. #NutUp #NoFear #QuestionEverything

Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Darwin would consider Twitter the survival of the wittiest. #Rimshot

Monday, January 6, 2014
Sucks! Only nominated for this year’s Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. #AwardsSeason

Friday, January 3, 2014
Alan Arkin is the Frank’s RedHot of actors…a little splash of Arkin makes even the crappiest movies taste better. #Movies

Friday, October 28, 2014
Drake is the Coldplay of hip hop I can’t tell which song is from which album it all sounds like…Drake.

Monday, November 10, 2014
According to Google as of August 5, 2010 there are 129, 864, 880 different book titles in the world. As a writer you gotta love those odds.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Journalists should be fined for using “generation” as in “Justin Timberlake has become this generation’s master of ceremonies.” #SoFired

Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Google’s self driving cars + Google Now = Knight Rider. If you grew up in the 80s you’ve already seen the future. #TurboBoost

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